Recipe For Bottled Water Firstly run some cold water from the tap. Take an empty bottle and fill it with the water. Replace lid and enjoy at your own leisure

What Happens What happens if you don't wash out anti dandruff shampoo out your hair properly ?

Thought She Left Me I thought my wife had left me as I hadn't seen her for two days, found her in the spare room with a piece of paper with PTO on both sides

Classic Just been reminded of a classic from the wife. When she was asked about the new baby monitor we had just brought. She was asked if it was colour or black and white, she replied no its white plastic with a blue trim

On Holiday Been away for a few days but was looking forward to the advertised menu of traditional English breakfast. But was very disappointed that didn't have pizza, Chinese, kebab and Indian all served cold from the night before