Nantucket - Unfinished There was a young man from Nantucket, Whose head became stuck in a bucket, He went in to work, 'Cos his boss was a jerk, And he thought to himself "I'll just chuck it!" To his boss he said two magic words, "I quit!" Was the last his boss heard, As the bucket did fly, Freeing our startled guy, Knocking the boss clear into the next world! Angels & demons abound, As the boss looked all around, "Well what happened here? Of that I'm not clear, How did I get underground?" Underground's where most bosses belong, Can't get by there on wing & song, Work needs to be done, Can't sit on your bum, Working hard just won't go wrong.

This Year It's been a while since I've been here, Christmas is coming near, Time for joy & glad tidings, And all the cheer that family brings. That's not for us, This year's been bad, And Christmas is just another sad, I'd love to look on in hope & cheer, But I just wish it was next year. 2014 better be a smasher, 2013, well, that's a disaster. Blindness, breaks, death & cancers, Lumps, bumps, divorce but no answers. We've had the lot, I've had my fill, Yet 2014 probably will, Be the year my op is needed, The lump I found, they think has seeded, Cancer has been bounced about, I feel like I could scream & shout! #life is sucky here just now, And Christmas doesn't feel just "wow", It seems another thing to get through, In the meantime, Merry Christmas to you. © Rhona 12.12.13

So Long, Farewell My best wishes to you all in your future writings!

If I Had Words... I've had this buzzing around my all day. The song came on my random I-thing on the way home and comes from the soundtrack of "Babe" - sung by mice, weird but I do like it! Sing along if you know the tune!! If I had words to make a day for you, I'd sing you a morning golden & new, I would make this day last for all time, Give you a night dipped in moonshine. © Rhona 06.05.13

York Holiday A short break we have just had, And it really wasn't that bad, We spent a fair bit of time, With bottles of wine, And not a word from Mum or Dad! The two of us had time together, We put up with some crazy weather, Wind, sunshine & rain, Each day was the same, With no chance of it getting better! We were meant to be having a flight, But a call on Saturday night, Put those plans on hold, So instead we felt bold, La Senza the first shop in sight! New undies have been selected, Fancy food & drink collected, Time wasting with this, I'm taking the piss, And Bug is feeling neglected! So goodnight my lovely friends, This #limerick is at an end, It's just Bug & me, It's our "playtime" you see, Saucy undies drive him round the bend!