Best Friend #poem Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss, If you are my friend, please answer me this: Are we friends, or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now, and tell me true, So I can say I'm here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven and wait for you, I'll give the angels back their wings And risk the loss of everything. There isn't a thing I wouldn't do, To have a friend just like you!

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Lady Gaga's Dress I was at home watching TV flicking the channels what could I see lady gaga got an award and as she got out of her seat I was amazed she was wearing a dress made of meat I thought if its good for gaga its good for me I was down the butchers by half past three stood at the counter clothes round my feet I said have you something to fit me that's stylish and neat he held up a chipolata cheeky sod hey this is what I was gifted from god well I got pork chops for pants and rump for a hat turkey trousers and a sausage cravat when he was finished I minced down the street walking on kidneys made for my feet but soon in the heat I started to foam then I walked passed the stray dog home well there was chaos I tried to run as German Sheppard pulled the steak from my bum a sausage dog grabbed my sausage a basset my chops it was such chaos I emptied the shops so my friends if a meat dress your tempted to make take it from me its a big big mis- steak.

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My Friend Betrayed Me! My #poem had done swearing in it so I had to change the words sorry;its not as good as before. I need to figure myself out I need time, I need space But I hate being alone I hate the silence I hate your face Look what you did to me I'm a monster inside seems like there's no ending to let these emotions subside I gave it a month, Rather a two But this stuff keeps coming back I thought we were through... How could you How could you How could you, You witch! Please, just shut up You make me sick I can't believe you got off easy Lord knows when you'll pay but when it does happen I hope your #life is at stake And to call me your best friend You're rotten to the core Want other men to satisfy you? Your self esteem is so poor! I hate you, go die I hope I get over this, in time I'm trying to move on but there's madness inside I want to erupt a volcano burn down a house maybe break into your house and kill your spouse You don't deserve to live You're like a criminal with no record Yea, move on to your next victim that's what you do right? find, make out, and forget. I hope your next target is wise enough to see you're nothing but an ugly virago with no means

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In Memory Here are two #poems about all the soldiers who died fighting. We salute you! We walked among the crosses Where our fallen soldiers lay. And listened to the bugle As TAPS began to play. The Chaplin led a prayer We stood with heads bowed low. And I thought of fallen comrades I had known so long ago. They came from every city Across this fertile land. That we might live in freedom. They lie here 'neath the sand. I felt a little guilty My sacrifice was small. I only lost a little time But these men lost their all. Now the services are over For this Memorial Day. To the names upon these crosses I just want to say, Thanks for what you've given No one could ask for more. May you rest with God in heaven From now through evermore ———————————— Today we honour all of you, Who served your country with pride, You risked your #life for all of us, As you fought side by side. Your strength and courage always showed, No matter what the danger might be, And you did all of this, So that we could be free. Thank you all for what you've done, And now we will all pray, For each and everyone of you, On this Memorial Day.

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Love Lesson I have but one heart and soul They are filled with love for you It is something I want you to know Because my love for you is true So please love me as I am I can be no other way Let me help you to understand So that you can love me someday Just open you heart and give a listen While I give you a love lesson Pay close attention or you'll be missing The love I have in my possession

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