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Just A Little Joke Jesus was on the cross when he cried for help "Moses, Moses!" he shouted "I'm coming Jesus" he replied "Stay there shouted the guard and chopped one of his arms off "Moses, Moses!" "I'm coming Jesus" Stay there shouted one of the guards and chopped his other arm off "Moses, Moses" I'm coming Jesus Stay there screamed the guard and chopped one of his legs off "Moses, Moses" I'm coming Jesus Stay there screamed the guards and chopped his other leg off with about 100 yards to go So Moses soldiers up the hill and flops down in front of the cross "What is it Jesus, what do you need" "I can see your house from here"

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