The Great Flood PaddyIrishMan,PaddyEnglishMan,and PaddyScottishMan heard that God was angry at the people of the modern world and was going to create another great flood. But the three of them were very holy,and knew (or thought) that god would save them. So they waited outside the town hall for the rain to start-while everyone else was rushing around in a panic to escape. So,the rain began to pour and as it was up to their ankles the Irish pulled up in the car. "Quick!Hop in!",they said. So,losing his faith,PaddyIrishMan hopped in but the other two refused and said, "NO.God will save us!" So the car drove off leaving the two of them standing in the rain. A while later,when the water was up to their wrists,the English approached in a speedboat. "Jump in!",they ordered."We'll save you!" So,agreeing,PaddyEnglishMan waded over to them and was helped in. "NO!"PaddyScottish man said stubbornly. "God will save me!" So the boat drove off leaving a lonely,soaked PaddyScottishMan waist-deep in rainwater. Shortly after,just as the water had reached PaddyIrishMan's neck,a helicopter flew by overhead,and a rope ladder was thrown down. "GRAB ON!"a Scottish man yelled down through the stormy sky,"We'll save you!!!" But PaddyScottishMan held his ground. "NO!!!",he shouted in return."GOD WILL SAVE ME!!!" So the rope ladder was hoisted back up and the helicopter flew off out of sight. But the rain kept pouring down relentlessly,causing the water to keep rising dangerously fast. And,soon enough, The water rose over PaddyScottishMan's head and,'unfortunately' (it might be important to mention that he can't swim ) he drowned. So he arrived in heaven, Soaking wet and equally mad,he stormed up to God and bellowed, "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE MEEEEE!!!" So,shocked,God leaned forward and explained smugly.... "I sent you a CAR,a BOAT and,a BLOODY HELICOPTER! WHAT more could you ask for?!?!?"