Birthday Gift Wife treats Hubby by taking him to a strip club for his b'day.. At the club - Doorman: Hey Jim! How r u? Wife: How does he know u? Jim: We play Golf! Barman: The usual Jim? Wife: and hw does he knws u? Jim: He's on the Darts Team! Lap Dancer: The special again Jim? The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi.. Driver: Hey Jimmy boy..Same Hotel? Lame lol