That's What My Book Said "Sit down, relax and dine, Drink a glass of red wine, Talk to me and you'll be fine To you I lend these ears of mine So talk, shout and whine, I won't mind I just want to understand you and be kind. Pick me up at half past seven And we will travel to the beautiful lands of folks elven You can tell me all your secrets And I'll reveal all of mine All my knowledge on everything plausible (or maybe not entirely) Will be yours to keep as safe as possible To every forget how minor our problems seem In this world full of endless cracks and seams. I'm a book you will read And on the path of righteousness you will tread." Said my 500 page book to me