The Magician There once was a cat called jack he had a nice big hat and when he put his hand in he had a very happy grin and when he Took his hand out there was a very big trout he said oh my I was hoping for a pie so he dropped it in by it's big fin and he put his hand back in and he ha another happy grin he took his hand out and there Was a very big stout he said oh my where is my pie I put it in there with my swimwear and then I walked off with my jocks off