My First.....whatever this is. My first post online. Of course, I only have paws, so typing on an iPhone is a pain in the fucking ass, so I’ve acquired the help of some wise ass kid called Brett, who I met after he and his pals tried to run me over in his Mercedes because they think their fucking hilarious. I mean, I’m not a bad person, but if someone’s tries to pull something like that, its not guna end will for them. Anyway, Brett will be with me for a while until he becomes a reformed character or I get bored and dump him in the Hudson. But enough about Brett, this is about me and my problems: of which I’ve got more than a closet gay teenager in Iran, as well as my #life in general which I can assure you is fucking fascinating. I’m a bit busy right now as there’s a few territorial disputes going on in west Brooklyn, so I’ve gotta go down there and let everyone know that if they don’t calm down I’m guna kick their fucking heads in. Peace out Tony