Translate   12 years ago

Happy Fathers Day Pops I don't want to say you're fat, I don't want to risk it, I'll just tell you, By saying put down the biscuit, I don't want to say you're bald, That just would not be fair, I'll just say that you're a man, With a distinct lack of hair, I don't want to say you're old, I will just refrain, I'll just say it quietly, By giving you a zimmer frame, I don't want to say that you will, Lose your memory, But I just can't remember, What this verse was meant to be, I don't know just what to say, So I'll just say this, Your new car was a big part, Of your mid-#life crisis, So to wrap it up, We just want to say, From the three of us, Happy Fathers Day. This was written by me and my two sisters, with the aid of a ukulele

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