Translate   13 years ago

So the other day I was about to get off with some girl I had pulled, and I asked her if she had any condoms. "There's some in the drawer over there," she said. I opened the drawer and I found a picture of a guy there. "Who's this," I asked her, "Your ex?" "No", she replied. "Your boyfriend?" "No" "Your husband?" "No," she said, "That's me before the operation."

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