Go To Sleep..
"CAN YOU REALLY GO TO BED MISTA? DO I HAVE TO DO ANYTHING? SHOULD I BATH IN MUD TO GET YOU TO SLEEP? Y IF WONT SLEEP, DO YOU WANT:
A:ME TO TAKE AWAY YOUR HOMEWORK
B: YOU CLEAN THE DISHES
C: DO PUSH UPS"
Without skipping a beat, the child answered,
"D: None of the above"