Trip To Plastic London Today I'm going to plastic London, you know what I mean. The London that's displayed on post cards and airports. The one that's made up with those silly looking guards that won't move even if you kick them in the nuts;those lieing statues that won't move unless you depart with some cash; all those monuments that Japanese toristes populate like big ben, tower of london and all those bridges that seem to be famous cause if that nursery rhyme. Oh and dont forget that giant spare wheel. But the most fabricated thing about London is the whole reason I'm going there... The royal queen. I'm not saying that she is fake and not a nice person, I bet she is judging by the million and one charity's she supports but what I mean is how people are using her face and reputation to represent London and its wrong. There's people who are like 'let's go see Buckingham palace!' and end up very disappointed because its boring very much like the rest of the fake monuments and attractions. So what is real London? Real London is chicken and corner shops run by either Indians or middle eastern people on every Street. If you want to experience London excitement go to a lower league football game, pretty much the only thing londoners have passion about. If you venture about 2 miles away from the comfort of the tourist area you will find beautiful yet illegal artwork on walls, and you can listen to the foreign arguments of the Asian community on there huge cell phones and also look at the floods of people dressed like ninja's because there following there religion? So ya I'm not quit sure what I'm trying to say but I think I mean that there is more to London that you think and that is why I love it.