Bathroom Beliefs For Girls Left foot first into the bath, And you'll marry a man to make you laugh. Comb your hair before it's dry, And you'll marry a man to make you sigh. Forget to dry between your toes, And you'll marry a man with a runny nose. Wash your face without the soap, And you'll marry a man who'll be a dope. Forget to rinse around the sink, And you'll marry a man whose armpits stink. Brush your teeth before you wash, And you'll marry a man whose awfully posh. Never wash or keep yourself clean, And you'll marry... No one You know what I mean. Written by John Coldwell Until I have time to write my own #poems and stories (which will be very soon!!!) I will be posting other #poems. XxX
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