The 'About Me' Section My passport photograph looks like a pissed-up silkworm. My graduation photo is all velvet tentacles and dark rags. My first memory is of the credits sequence of the Sweeney Todd remake. My internet banking password is all eights. My CV says I studied at Goldsmiths but actually I just watched a lot of documentaries. My first job was as Pest Controller for the borough of Hamelyn. My birthday is close to the third of August. My tea of choice is lapsang suchong with a hint of parsley oil and fibs. My favourite pop song is the one where the woman from No Doubt sings about shit and bananas. My only regret is that I should have put more Zovirax on that cold sore. My hopes and dreams are a bucket and a napkin. My house has remained empty for over a decade. My name is Tori Amos and I'm still here, waiting in the pipeline with Sheryl Crow and the rest of the gang.