Suicide seagull Tony was a seagull who felt it time to die Tony felt depressed and he didn't know why. All the scavenged food he took was starting to taste the same and all the sexy lady gulls didn't even know his name. Crapping on posh cars just wasn't funny any more and stealing kiddies ice creams was really just a bore. So he flapped his wings and he took to the sky and flapped and he flapped so he got real high. Then when he got so high he couldn't take breath, Tony tucked in his wings and tumbled to his death. It's tough to be a Seagull.
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