Translate   12 years ago

Speeding I was on the motorway last night at about 3am when the police pulled me over. "You know how fast you were going back there?" said the officer "About 150 mph" I replied "And why on earth were you going that speed?" He asked "Well the sign said to keep 2 chevrons apart and I was about 1000 behind the car infront of me" I said.

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