That'll Teach Her Sunday 11.00am In My Bedroom. I had to literally drag myself out of bed today. One reason being partially that Mum was ranting and raving for me to get out of bed, and the other being my cat, Dizzy, had quite literally scratched my eyes out. Ouch. 11.04am I was just kidding about the eye scratching thing. However I do have quite a slash along my cheeks. 12.02pm Ooo. How very rare it is to see that the fridge has some decent beans in it. Although... They do go off tomorrow. I knew it was too good to be true. How come Polly, my little 3 year old sister, who has actually got a smaller stomach than me (not that I have checked, but you get the gist...), gets more edible food than me, who needs food desperately or else I will probably die if starvation? Why? WHY? 12.54pm Yeah, i agree the last WHY? Was more dramatic than it was supposed to be. Monday 7.45am Walking to Schoolio with Flo. "Whats your cunning plan then?" Flo asked me. "Ahh, clearly you are too dim to understand yet , that before you can say 'Mum! I'VE DROPPED MY PANTIES DOWN THE WAZZARIUM' I will become a girlfriend of a hottie' Then Flo had to ruin the morning - by screaming like a banshee and a half. "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING MEE??!!" "What have you wet your pants or has your bra un-pinged?" "No its just .., hahahahahahahaahahahah-" "Flo, please talk un-like a poo and a half" "hhahahahaahah- you're planning on going out with a hottie..." "..." - Yeah, thats me being unusually speechless. "I'm sor-" "No, Flo, you have just killed the mo!" And I stormed off like stormin' Norman. That'll teach her.