My Bestfriends Uber Rich News: X= End of chapter. x= start of same chapter (for update reasons.) Chapter I: Well, uhm... It was the middle of the School year. I was planning on creating something cool for my Science Project, and so I consulted the wisest thing I could find, TV! Patrol TV was on and I started watching it. "The weather will be good tomorrow people of Blimp," the weatherman assured. "Bullocks!" cried out my Mami. "Everytime he says the weather will be good it ends up raining" she said in her Columbian accent. I stared at her and rolled my eyes back to the television. "Thanks Ted for that assuring report." the camera zooms into the anchorman , which whispered to his audience "Folks, ready your umbrellas". The station then played the laughing machine (Those laughter you hear from comedy series), then resumed to the world news. "And now," said the anchorman in a very minty voice "let's see what the people have been up to in other parts if the world." he posed for a moment, the camera zoomed to focus on him, then he continued ", Joe, take it away." the Joe guy reported unusual and bizarre stuff. Like people who breaks world records, Skyscrapers that can almost reach airplanes, and one family which became a billionaire just for selling brownie trays that makes the edges of brownies extra crispy. Joe sampled a brownie and after 5 seconds gulped every cookie inside the tray. "It's superb" Joe pointed out. The edges of the cookie were extremely crispy. Henry, the anchorman, who could not taste the brownie just drooled as Joe explicitly describes the deliciousness off the cookie. Not only Henry was starstruck from the cookie. Almost all of the people in the studio, and even me (which was in my own home that time) also drooled over the brownie. x "Manny venir, la cena está lista!" called out my mami. "Mami," i stopped and continued, "You know I can't understand spanish". "Ayayay! Dinner is ready!" she translated. I walked from the living room to the dinning room.There, I saw a plate filled with pork (Columbian's love their meat) topped with oyster sauce. I was seduced by the smell of the food. "Mami." I smelled the delicious food once more, "What is this. It smells so... so... GOOD!" "Ah, you like it?" she smiled proudly, "It's called Adobo. I learned it while visiting the Philippines." I tasted the cuisine (with rice of course) and put came out dozens of emotions. The sweetness as a bite the pork soothes my being a kid. The sourness brings out all of the flavor; lastly, the tenderness of the pork makes the food super, duper, awesomely delicious! After supper I helped mami with the dishes by placing them in the dishwasher. Afterwards, I proceeded to creating the awesome science project ever. 8:30 in the evening. I'm so sleepy and I still have no concept. Well, I have one. But, it's pretty darn stupid. It's called a forecast stone (But it's pretty lame.). You place the stone outside and when it's wet well, you can conclude it's raining. When it's not visible, its foggy. If it has white stuff on top of it, it's snowing. Ahh man! I'm sure to get an F. Or worst, an F----------. It's the lamest project of all. Until, there was a knock on the door... X