A List Of Jokes Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese Q: Hey, no any good jokes about sodium? A: Na I found it hard to helically farther was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home, the signs were all there. I woke up this morning to a tap on my door. Funny sense if humor my plumber has. I'm not vegetarian because I love animals, I'm vegetarian cos I hate plants