I've Forgotten When I'm about to say something, then suddenly realise it's completely inappropriate, I just say "doesn't matter, I've forgotten". Usually works, except when someone spies your ploy, and consequently moans at you to tell them the obviously inappropriate thing for the next ten minutes, until you have to give in and then wonder why you said "doesn't matter, I've forgotten" in the first place!
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