Rant About Ugg Boots Ugg Boots! Enough with the f*****g ugly Ugg boots! It may have escaped your attention but it's little more than A SUEDE WELLY!! And that ain't cool, baby and you do know that unless you're a stick insect, they make your legs look fat when worn with the obligatory leggings or skinny jeans; bloody tree trunks in fact! Is that what you want? And if you're going to wear them then pick your bloody feet up and stop scuffing your heels along the ground like a f*****g tramp. Did you all get a memo to wear the f*****g things for the last five f*****g years? Have you all been hypnotised to wear them? Do they dish them out at colleges on Freshers days along with those long t-shirts and the carefully messed-up bed-hair, so favoured by the uptight, posh home-counties girls with big foreheads and braying voices who look like they are as dry as sandpaper? Thought so.