Multi-National Cow An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a field. They walked on ahead, and had seen a cow. “That there cow is an English cow,” said the Englishman. “No, you're wrong,” said the Irishman, “That's an Irish cow!” there was a pause, as the Scotsman pointed at the cow's udder, and exclaimed “You two are both wrong, this cow is a Scottish cow since its got the bagpipes!”