 One day a little cat was walking through the p..

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 One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came across a pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage. The cat was feeling quite hungry so as the water wasn't that deep he reached in with his little paw, hooked the sausage out and ate it. The next day the cat was walking through the park again and peered into the pond. There was another sausage in the pond but this time it was a normal sized one, so the cat reached in. This time he had to put his whole arm into the pond. The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it. The next day things go basically the same and the cat again looks into the pond. There he found an enormous Cumberland sausage at the bottom for the pond. It looked so delicious but it was so deep that he had to really stretch to get it, then SPLASH - he fell in. The moral of the story is: The Bigger the Sausage, The Wetter the Pussy!

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Omg

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It's not really true tho, it wasn't the size that got the pussy wet, it was how deep it was showing its not the size that matters but knowing where to put it

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The wetter the pussy???

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Erm, yeh well.....

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@blindmuggy what?! All my jokes are true, the pussy in question was called 'puss-off', n a very wet little pussy she was! Haha! ð x

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To those who don't quite get it... Ask your mothers ð

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@smellyfingers too much again stinka? Haha! ð¹ xxx

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@Cam you look like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth in you profile pic......lol never too much.....bring it on baby!! Haha x

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@smellyfingers you're right again sweet, butter wouldn't melt ð¼... Haha! xxx

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@Cam Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me!! Hahaha Mwah x

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@smellyfingers dammit! Hahaha! x

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Now I know why girls like me so much lol

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@glensaggs if you have only just found out dude then they either lying or the wrong girls!! Lmfao sorry couldn't resists it :-)

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@glensaggs haha! Is it your modesty, or your big 'head'?! ð¹

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@Cam both lol

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@smellyfingers lol

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Lol I get it.

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@zaynoholic ð x

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Not a nice thing to understand. :/

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@cam

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