Twilight Years So when exactly are the twilight years I mean I still function pretty well I can still sink several pints of beer I can still get up while horizontal And at times when vertically inclined Albeit the opportunities I am these days struggling to find! I can still break into a trot But I admit it could be seen as a rolling waddle I can recite what happened in my working day But yesterday’s, would be somewhat of a struggle! I still have all me teeth But my kids have great fun pointing out me moobs Flatulence tends to frequent But I can still chew me adult food Me glasses do look like bottle ends My car still flaunts go faster stripes I even stand to pee now and again But make sure at hand are wipes So when are the twilight years Are they yet to come or have they gone Not sure I really give a damn Is that right or wrong? WND 2018