An English man, Scottish man and an Irish man are at a play park. They were waiting in line for the slide when they asked what was so special about the slide as there was such a big queue and the little boy in front said "This slide is magical, what ever you say while going down it, it will appear when you reach the end". So eventually they reached the slide and the English man went first and shouted "Gold!" and sure enough there was gold waiting for him at the bottom. The Scottish man went next and shouted "Money!" and sure enough there was money waiting for him at the bottom but next came the Irish man and he wasn't listening to what the boy told them, so he shouted "Weeeee!" when going down and you can guess what happened next!!! The next day and from then on no-one made that mistake again!!!
