Translate   6 years ago

Man Oh Man Prompt: If you were a man, how would you spend your first day as a man? If I was a man for a day I would not be a cunt I would treat a lady nice I would not pee all over the toilet seat And leave it for someone else to clean I would go to the pub Watch the match on tv Talk to the lads about boy stuff I would go home Watch porn and jack off But I would not zip my dick up in my jeans ##poetsin #poetry #writingprompt #genderswap #comedy

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