OH. YOU. (and Other Script Rewrites) Hello! Hello..? Oh, whew--good you did hear or see me-- your presence took me by complete surprise and this is not the revenge movie that has been scripted and refined over the years in my head because in each and every one of those various incarnations you had a decaying foot nicking soil into the six-foot and I was the Goddess of Sex and Vitality heave-ho-ing you along the way making sure the dirt is packed even and tight. I suppose in any new remakes you and I would meet somewhere amidst disappointment and decrepitude of course that is if you are not kicking back at an all- you-can-eat buffet with Satan in the hereafter.