Model Logic Pluck your eyebrows off, draw them on again. This one explains itself. Have a strict diet. Ummm, hello, donuts! Wear high heels all day whilst strutting your stuff. High heels + sore feet = broken ankles!!!! Wear lots of makeup. You are a human, not a canvas Picasso has painted on. Wear ridiculous clothes. What happened to jeggings and a white top?