Half An Hour Hangover Lets go on a bender by Monday I will be five pounds slender It'll be more then just a weekender Who knows what on the agenda By Wednesday I may remember Thursday night lets just have a few Friday day I don't have a clue Strikes five I'm back in the pub ill go home Saturday if I haven't passed out in a club Sunday lets have a beer to save the regret Ill drink myself stupid so I can forget Stumbling around I don't want to sober up so I find something stronger to hold myself up A couple of lines later and I feel just fine Who know where I am or whats the time I start to crash, so pass the hash Drift into a temporary coma Some day one day I'll be sober But at the moment I'm living with a half an hour hangover
