5 Really Hilarious Doctor Doctor Jokes Patientoctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Doctorull yourself together man __________________________________________ Patientoctor doctor I feel like a bridge Doctor:really what's come over you? __________________________________________ Patientoctor doctor I have swallowed my pocket money Doctor:take these, we will see if there is any change in the morning __________________________________________ Patientoctor doctor I feel like a sheep Doctor:well that's very baaaaaaaaaad isn't it __________________________________________ Patientoctor doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar Doctor:I can't believe it Patienth no not you to __________________________________________