Blustering Beak I don't want to sound a terrible bore But me new girlfriend can't half snore To be fair she's a very horny bitch in bed Oh and lucky me, she loves giving head I give her a good seeing too only last night Two hours later I woke in terrible fright The noise and vibration coming from her hooter Made me feel like I wanted to shoot her I went to me kitchen and cut some rump steak Then rolled it to the shape of the blusterous beak I stuffed the ear popping holes full of the tenderised beef A sudden calm came across the air like a tropical reef The odd stifled snort and the sucking of bubbling salvia Were the only sounds mixed with the soft wheezing asthma I lay back down in the bed and went quickly to sleep For the rest of the night I didn't hear another peep
