Suits (Camera is focused in on a headshot of a late teen’s male.) Male: Now get this; the dumb bitch wants me to wear a suit… a suit. Now normally I wouldn’t ever call my mum a dumb bitch but a suit, I mean really. (He ducks his head out of the camera shot and can be heard snorting something). I mean. (He pops back into camera shot) why is it even tradition, you know what I mean? Like the only reason people wear suits is because when we’re young people tell us they look smart, like, who even decides that? It’s all semiotics and bullshit man. Ever notice how the shit they teach us we have to buy is the most expensive? The only reason my mum is making me wear a suit is because she was told by her parents it was smart, and they only told her that because their parents had told them that and so on and so on, and now it’s got to the point no one even remembers why we wear them anymore. Crazy shit is man we’re sheep following a shepherd who died generations ago. (He ducks out of camera shot and can be heard snorting something before reappearing). You know what I mean man? (The camera pans out revealing that the male is in a suit shop trying on a suit, with a very terrified looking employee. The employee sheepishly nods.)