Sparkly outfit or Straight Jacket? I was thinking of one of my favorite scriptures (it still is, but for the opposite reason). This was such a beautiful outfit to me. It seemed so perfect and shiny. What a picture it paints of a Godly Warrior. Let's examine this wonderful, kinda-free but really not, amazing complicated outfit. Ephesians 6:6-10. God dresses his army well. #life is a battle with the spiritual world, so you must don the best outfit for war, right? First point: This "Armor" is directly provided from Almighty God to His children. The rest of the world is "Naked" and unprepared for "Spiritual" war. I hope you see the uneven playing field in this and the room for much delusion. Second: Upon placing the "Breastplate of Righteousness" on your chest, everything outside of what God, Jesus, The Holy Spirit, Your Church, Friends, Bible and is perceived as not "right"...will PERFECTLY protect the HUMAN HEART from any outside reasoning, for sure. I will warn you this is one heavy piece of armor and it is worn 24/7. Third: What is the "Sword" of the Spirit, Christians? This is easy. The WHOLE WHOLE WHOLE Word of God. Not just ten scriptures. This outfit is becoming quite cumbersome if you will fight in "Heavenly Realms" and truth be told very few will practice wielding it in all its brutal glory. Fourth: Feet dressed with shoes and the preparation of the Gospel? Really? In this war you will ALWAYS wear preaching (driven to speak of GOD and salvation of sinful souls) shoes. I am glad there are so many "relaxed" Christians that like pajamas and bunny slippers, but just know that any serious Christian will be wearing these kick but boots. Very few find these bad boys comfortable, even if they look very cool and different. Fifth: I WILL BE USING HARDCORE PROFANITY on the helmet of "salvation". This is so amazingly fucked up I can't get my head around or inside this part of the outfit. In one sentence. No Christian has any idea or comfort deep down that they are truly “saved.” PERIOD! I had too many conversations that constantly showed me the confusion and doubt. I spent many hours convincing people "all is well, he he he!" Sure go slap that helmet on, Brah, and take on the Middle East! FUCK! Let me pat you on the back...I’ll just smile and say, "straighten your helmet"! You will feel God's acceptance and brotherly love from me and go get killed in perfect doubt and confusion. Really! The most important piece of armor: Your "Jewels" are covered with the best of the best......TRUTH! You see The gospel of truth has got your balls covered, Brah. No fear. Attack with 100 percent confidence in your particular "truth" that got those babies protected. Yet, can I say from first-hand experience, “have extra padding”? It doesn't work. Direct contact from someone well aimed is something you will feel to great depths, due to God's G String of protection. I suggest going to a Christian book store and buying "Purpose Driven #life" to place securely in the "thighty whities"! That might make the book worth it and add some purpose to your drive! How nice is this outfit sounding now? Remember it is "kinda-free, but not". Need one last thing to consider? How's about the "Shield Of Faith? Ok.....Aaaaaaahhhhhhh.....FUCK! I try to plea in my blogs with people that don't understand. I really believed this was the only way to heaven! How were you going to penetrate a "Shield of Faith?" Even if "Faith" wavers that is only the first line of defense. This is serious shit people and I will not be silenced because I was imprisoned in it. This is not a cool out fit.....it is a straighjacket. You will spend the rest of you #life looking in the mirror! If you purchase this one. IIf I prayed today: it would be thatyou really think about this!