Moan My back! My back! Its starting to crack! My posture is starting to slack, But thats no reason for this pain in my back, And its making me unable to relax, My feet! My feet! My ankles are feeling so weak, My toes have gone to sleep, This ache is cutting so deep, Into the hard soles of my feet, My eyes! My eyes! This sun is too bright, But my perscription sunglasses give the eyes too much of a fright, Shade would be a delight! I moan, And I moan, But i do nothing than hold, My farts as i type this rhyme in my phone,