Sid Squirrel Sid squirrel was too excited to sleep, the package that he had ordered of the web was due to arrive this very morning. He lay in his little bed, within the tree upon the hill of Hampstead Heath, breath bated. "Bing Bong!!" went the door bell, it's was Bill Badger "Got a package for you here Sid" said Bill. "it's big so you will probably need both hands, do me a favour and reach in. See if you can give it a tug" Sid reached down Bills sack and grabbed onto the parcel "be careful not to damage owt" "nothing's happening" said Sid "keep tugging, it's about to pop" replies Bill. All of a sudden the package came out of Bills sack, Sid's new nuts had arrived. Sid removed the packaging hurriedly showing off his nuts to Bill whilst beaming with pride. "By eck those nuts are huge!" exclaimed Bill. "I know, they are called coconuts" said Sid pleased as punch. "I heard those big hairy things are full of white sticky liquid" enquired Bill "you would be right Bill, it's called coconut milk" said Sid. Just then Sally Squirrel wondered up, Sally was a proper cock tease according to Sid's mate Colin Cockrill. Sid didn't care though he was besotted. "Sally come and have a look at my nuts" he shouted waving around the sack. "Oh... there so big and hairy!!!" shrieked Sally with delight. Just then Sid dropped a nut splitting it open and covering everyone with white sticky liquid. "I'll fetch you a towel" Laughed Sid. The end.