What's Never Been People say, But I don't know, Why they say What's never been's, Never been so And they cry, But oh, For why? We all know, It's but a show Not sure why they say, What's never been's Never been so For I, Can fly, And kiss the snow It's true, It'd be easier on the ground, But I'm no cheater, And I've been around While they say What's never been, Has never been so, We sit, In wonder... We wonder, "What the hell does that even mean?" I'll tell you children, It can mean, Anything Every paper bag, Bottle cap, Or diamond ring All this nonsense, Will always be so, And no, Santa Claus, I shall not go, HO HO HO Barbie is the president, My cell phone is made of adamantium, If you call me a liar, You might be true, But I'll light your house on fire But don't say "What's never been's, Never been so" I've found, What's never been's, Always been so, Between the colours and all the bling, I've found out, I know EVERYTHING