Auto-biographical-asphyxiation I am a #life contained within pages: black text on a starched lily-white I have been edited at so many stages that now barely anything's right I am a repository for fake memories: the times that you wish you had had I don't aim to be truthful I just aim to please, so highlight the good, hide the bad A ghost-written account of your 23 years: celebrity culture gone mad At 25, 27 a new one appears yet the public don't get they've been had If they keep buying, then you'll keep writing (via teams of writers and editors of course) So yes it's crass, but they find it exciting, and they're the mouth of your gift horse Yours is a #life documented in pages appended to year upon year "Regurgitate" and "tweak" are words from pertinent phrases: how did we ever get to here? #CoupletChallenge