So Frustrating When I was a little girl I wanted to be a mortician so now I'm considering it bit jeez it takes two years of college to get an associates degree and then I need to be an apprentice. Then I found out that a mortician does so much more than I thought,I really don't want to plan the funeral and help the family I just want to get the body ready for burial. Ugh does anyone have any advice on some #life options since college isn't really something I can do.