Nicky Chapter 1: Nick was pretty pleased with himself; he had been busy studying for his Maths exam all weekend. He felt that a + b which was equal to c were now his best long lost friends, but a + b where slightly rude on occasions because he would have to c himself out of complex conversations. Pythagoras' theory had him sprouting all sorts of algebraic equations from his mind. "Nick love, how is your studying going?" came a loud but very familiar warm voice from downstairs. "Almost finished mum," replied Nick as he tried to complete one of the last questions on his exam preparation test paper. "Nice, anyway did you remember to feed Troy?" "Yes mum!!" replied Troy. "Ok good anyway I am off to bed love, got a big day at the shop tomorrow, supposedly we are getting a mystery shopper coming in,” continued his mother. "Leave me alone woman..." mumbled Nick, "What the FU...?!!" Nick had evaded a wet sock which had merely missed him and was now sitting comfortably on his exam paper. "Pardon me young man, what did you say?" grilled his mother in a joking voice. Nick turned around to see his mothers’ head popping out the side of his bedroom. "Hope it goes well wo... erm… mum," Nick sheepishly pleaded slightly embarrassed as his mother laughed at him. "I thought so, was about to give you a clap, you cheeky bugger, anyway I am off to bed love," came mums voice as it faded off into the distance. Just then Troy run into Nick's room with Nick's trainer in his mouth "Troy, what the hell are you doing? I swear one of these days I will turn you into a hot dog? Hope you like reggae reggae sauce, Give it here!!" scolded Nick. After finally wrestling Troy for his trainer back and banishing him from his room, Nick finally decided to call it a day. He had learnt enough, anymore and his brain would have reached melting point. Nick spilt into his pyjamas and just for extra luck Nick put his text book under his pillow shut his eyes then went to bed, tomorrow was his big day if he passed he was guaranteed a scholarship. Chapter 2: "Time to get up love," came a voice. "Who the hell was that," Nick pondered to himself as he rubbed his eyes and looked around the room. Nick looked around the room only to realise that this was not his room, no longer were there posters of Arsenal football players on the wall instead they had been replaced by pictures of a couple who seemed extraordinarily happy in each other’s arms, he also thought the woman in the pictures was pretty hot, she had a great smile, great set of... "Wait a minute," Nick thought to himself, "I don't have time to be admiring pictures, where am I?" "I got to rush off love, you better hurry up, Troy has been fed, I packed his lunch as well, the bus should be pulling up to pick him up around ten," once again came the voice this time worryingly closer than before. "Troy had a packed lunch? and was having a bus pick him up?, this was crazy and what being picked up at ten o'clock, I got to be at school by nine," Nick thought to himself "What the hell was going on here?". The footsteps which were coming closer towards the door shortened Nick's thinking time. Very soon whoever the voice belonged to would enter the room and see him... "Wait a minute. Shit! I am naked!!" how the hell had this happened Nick questioned himself as he tried to look in the wardrobe which stood in the corner of the room. Realising he did not have much time Troy looked around the room and breathed a sigh of relief when he realised that there was a door leading to a bathroom. Nick leapt into the bathroom, into the bath and closed the shower rail and quickly turned on the tap just in time as the bedroom door opened. "Babes I have left your breakfast on the kitchen table," came the voice again "Babes are you in the bathroom again? Hope you aren't hibernating in the bath love, I got to take a quick whizz before I leave" The footsteps had now entered the bathroom, the toilet seat had gone up and now Nick could hear Niagara Falls in the background. This was disgusting, first things first, to be in a random house, in a random bathroom, with a random woman taking a number one in the same room. At least he was safe in the bath, oh so he thought. "Love, why have you got the shower rail up? In fact why are you so quite?" questioned the woman again. This time Nick did not care about how fit she was, she was dirty, how could she have just taking a whizz in the same room. "No seriously babe why is the shower curtain closed", asked the woman again as she opened the curtain... Oh Sh@t!!!!!! (Look I did this in like twenty minutes (ok you caught me twenty five and a bit) whilst on break if there are spelling mistakes sue me, if you are a cannibal bite me (no I am just joking, I really do not taste that nice anyway and I have 20 lawyers, who have another ten lawyers watching them just to make sure they don't fail, lol) Let me know what you think and I will continue this next week. In fact people try and guess what happens next.) Anyway adiós muchachos y muchachas :P