Translate   10 years ago

TV Debut! So this very weekend I went on the telly Tried to sing like her and gave it some welly I was pampered and preened to look like kylie Spent the weekend living the #life of Riley But now the Twitter backlash has started You'd think I had flashed my backside and proudly farted! Shit, Crap, total wank She looked like a testical and sang like a plank Twitter it seems is the asshole of the planet Spouting out shit, saying insults damn it. The city of losers who sit on their ass Complain and cajole, press enter, run fast I loved my experience, a dream come true Sing on the telly something I always wanted to do I got picked from thousands and I grabbed the chance So sod off you twitters as I stand here and dance!

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