Twas The Week Before Christmas!! Twas the week before Christmas In my filthy house Nothing was done. Feeling a lazy louse No presents were wrapped no pudding Was cooked You sure it's Christmas? Well oil beef hooked ( say it fast in an Irish accent)!!!!! No cards were written no tinsel was Laid I'm no good at his Christmas thing I'm afraid So off to the shops I go to tackle the madness stop being a grinch and get rid of my sadness So On goes the red sparkly Santa hat Singing Christmas songs like a mad old bat Twas a week before Christmas in my crappy house Let's start the drinking where's the Christmas grouse?
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