84 And Sharp As Ever I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy new shoes ( he is 84) We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours, red, green, orange and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would catch him staring every time. When the teenager had enough he sarcastically asked: What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your #life? Knowing my dad I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did did not bat an eye lid on his response. 'got stoned once and fucked a peacock, was just wondering were you my son'