One My name is Hippie Twix. That's not my real name. Mama would have chose something beautiful like Victoria or Emerald or silkie. When I was born I didn't have hair, but all babies are bald, so Mama couldn't predict if I'd have long, golden hair like Rapunzel. I'd not be Rapunzel, because I'd have to let some witch use my hair to keep herself powerful, and to control everybody. My hair is long, but matron Juden pulls it in tight plaits, that if I even dare look in a mirror, I would see a mark across my forehead. Matron Juden is the meanest matron at the orphanage hospital. Once I called her a mean old toad, which made her pull even harder. The line was blue then. Toady Juden is actually the one to teaches everybody. I hate the way at the orphanage hospital that they change everyone's names, but Jacqueline, the dear old maid, (and one of my only two friends,) says my name could have been worse like Jammin grump, or patch lilo. I do feel sorry for dear patch and Jammin, but names are names. Don't you think I like Sheba the pain-in-the-bum Dot,(that's a name I call stupid,) or Tabby stamp. Their BOTH hooligans with a capital H.