Frozen Pea Heaven Thanks to blindsilence for this idea!!!! ~Mick Jagger~ One day I needed to get a bag of frozen peas to put on a bruise. I went to look in the freezer to get some but there were none there, so I had to go to the shop. I went outside and got in my Lamborghini. It was a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long........ Long, long drive to the shop. About 28 more longs than usual. It took a while for me to figure it out but turns out it was because I was driving around in circles. Anyway I soon got to the shop and walked in I found the frozen food section and looked for what felt like hours and then found frozen pea heaven. There were so many peas I just had to try and count them. Anyway I got to about 12 and then fell in. I tried to get out but I couldn't. It felt like a vortex sucking me in. ~ Deep Vioced Narriratior~ He fell in and then took his final yell for help then...... he died 30 years Later " Heys guys there's some dead guy in here" " Yea cool" " guys that Mick Jagger" " ohh that's so lame" " I can't even be bothered to get rid of his remains" ~ CHOCOaddict3339