One day a woman bought three dogs , she named them Booby's , Scratch it and Bum . The next day she lost all three dogs on a walk in the middle of nowhere . She spent two days looking for them before finding one of her dogs (Booby's ) . The woman went to the nearest police station with Booby's and said to the officer . " Can you hold my Booby's while I go find my Bum and Scratch it !"