Self Defence 101 (Inspired by @Pelaf) I have a series of basic maneuvers every lady Needs to know, so listen up! The first, and most important, is the "Throw Across The Room" move. You simply pick up the antagonist, and throw them across the room. I give all credit to my dearest bowl of fine rice for this one. The second option is the "Stabby-Stabby". Also vital to defending yourselves, and easy to perfect! Using a key or USB drive, Stab the culprit in the ribs. Refrain from resorting to your fingers, you could end up being pinned on the ground by a tall goth man. The third is much more effective if you've nothing on you but clothes. It's the "finger in eye" maneuver, and highly effective. While it is messy and you will possibly be charged, I recommend this to be a last resort. Last but not least, if you find yourself close enough to the attackers face, lick them. I'm talking a long, drawn out, full fledged tongue pummel. Moan a little whilst sliding your exposed muscle down their now sweating face. Now go be free, my little butterfly's! You are now safe. You're welcome.