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Yes, I've a box on my head. Deal with it.

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Translate   11 years ago

Self Defence 101 (Inspired by @Pelaf) I have a series of basic maneuvers every lady Needs to know, so listen up! The first, and most important, is the "Throw Across The Room" move. You simply pick up the antagonist, and throw them across the room. I give all credit to my dearest bowl of fine rice for this one. The second option is the "Stabby-Stabby". Also vital to defending yourselves, and easy to perfect! Using a key or USB drive, Stab the culprit in the ribs. Refrain from resorting to your fingers, you could end up being pinned on the ground by a tall goth man. The third is much more effective if you've nothing on you but clothes. It's the "finger in eye" maneuver, and highly effective. While it is messy and you will possibly be charged, I recommend this to be a last resort. Last but not least, if you find yourself close enough to the attackers face, lick them. I'm talking a long, drawn out, full fledged tongue pummel. Moan a little whilst sliding your exposed muscle down their now sweating face. Now go be free, my little butterfly's! You are now safe. You're welcome.

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Cataract / Stevo Owens

You sound like a black belt😂😂 but you forgot the ancient Black Art of a swift kick in the nuts 😂😂😂😂
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Soleil

@yowwa oh no! I really did, didn't I! Oh well, we'll get it next time
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Cataract / Stevo Owens

@hanny 😂😂😂
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    Translate   11 years ago

    An Awful Thought Welcome to the most unforgiving area: Soleil's brain! I have crazy, semi-psychotic thoughts sometimes, and this is something I think on a regular basis; I am capable of murder. Now don't get me wrong, I would never (well.. Maybe in certain circumstances) kill someone! I think it's a bad thing to do, however, if I desired, I very well could. I see a woman walking along a bridge, and inevitably the first thought that comes into my mind is, " I could push her... And she would die." I have the power to take another beings #life. With one simple push, I could snuff out a whole existence. I have no urge to carry out these acts, but if I did, which I don't, I could. And that's a fact! (Please don't call the police on me).

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    Pelaf

    I agree, I have the exact same thoughts.
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    Brian Beisigl

    I think a lot of people have had random thoughts like this before.. I won't say it's normal, but then again I've never claimed to be normal...
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    Stablish

    I have the same thoughts, not so much anymore, but when I was younger. "Hmm, I could use this knife to stab my family to death tonight instead of cutting this cheese" 😳. My family are all still safe though luckily. I think your only mad if you act on them, well people would probably say otherwise.. To them I say, "Have fun suppressing your thoughts👍 it will do you well😂
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      Translate   11 years ago

      Mothers Day Mother's Day's around the bend, and I don't know what to do! Mom won't respond to the question, "whatever should I buy you?" She answers in a supposed code, but I don't understand! She hints she might want a cookbook, but a novel on the other hand. I wish she'd be more frank, I'm simply losing my mind! I think I'll leave it to my dad, maybe he'll know what to find?

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      Patrick

      Good luck XD
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      Soleil

      @patdolan83 thanks, I really need it!
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        Translate   11 years ago

        Let Go Sitting on my bathroom floor, parents knocking on the door. how am I to survive? My grip on sanity's begun to slide. It's easier to fix than to restart, so I'll try to mend my broken heart. Three weeks have passed, my emotions have massed. I'm really not strong! I just can't move on! So I... Let... Go... But I can't, I find, it was all in my mind! I'd built up a pressure, a false hurt beyond measure. All that was needed was for me to release, but the answer was hidden among filth and disease.

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        Sienna Williamson

        Really like this hun 😘❤️
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        Saline Pikeho

        Aww, I really hope this is fictional. Stay strong gorgeous. Beautiful writing though x 👏😘
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        selfish bastard

        Stay strong. You'll make it through and you will become the better version of you. Really like this 😊😊😊
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          Translate   11 years ago

          Never Pull The Brakes Keep calm, carry on, Never pull the brakes. No, I never did. Slow down, Not a big deal! But it really was. Sex, lust, All those things! And then the dreaded word: Rape. Sexually immoral acts, No one ought to know. Keep it to yourself. To myself I did keep, To myself it was. Until he struck again. Keep calm, carry on, She never pulled the brakes. No, she never did. Sexually immoral acts, someone ought to know! But we kept it to ourselves. The one word no one wants to hear, shut it out. She's lying. Now I'm a mess, Mother doesn't believe. Oh my pour soul! Now she's a heap, gaping wounds.We never pulled the brakes. Now we never can.

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