Lol Jokes Little Mary wasn't always the best student in Sunday school. She was always falling asleep. But little Johnny came to the rescue every time. One day Mary's teacher asked who created earth? Johnny came to the rescue by sticking a pin in her rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY" she screamed Mary. Again Mary never woke up. "What did Eve say to Adam when they had their 28 child?" Mary's teacher asked her. Once again Johnny came to the rescue "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF" she screamed. very good Mary said her teacher If you fall I'll be there ~Floor Person I don't like: I belive I can fly Me: no you can't When someone I don't like says you can't have your phone in school I say your just jealous that I have a phone and u don't Little Johnny asked his mom can little girls have babies his mom says no when he runs outside his mom hears him say it's ok we can play that game again Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her riding a dinosaur and it's still printing Yo mama so old she sat next to Moses in school Yo mama so old Jurassic park brung back memories So there is this teaches and she is playing a game with her students she says to figure out the thing she is describing Teacher: it's orange and round. Amanda: it's an orange Johnny: can I try Teacher: sure Johnny: it's hard and round and it has a face Teacher: JOHNNY GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE Johnny: no it's a quarter but I like the way your thinking Dear math You are getting too old to not being able to solve you're own problems ~all student in the world M a t h E b o u N u. m T. s A A. e. N L. S Two dyslexics walk into a bra Hi just wanted to say Inspirational person: you never try