Writer's Block Dear Miss Brain, Way up there in my head, Can't you find me some words That I can write instead? I don't want any thoughts of days long past, And I don't just wanna sit around here on my arse! I need some inspiration, A new exciting plot Where my characters talk to me And I want them to chatter a lot! I don't want just one story I want a few to carry on, But you've been asleep on me brain And it's really been too long! Too much caffeine drifting through my blood, Give me a genius idea that will hit me with a thud! You've gave me many #poems and they've been fun to write, But a storyteller you are with a pretty good insight! So talk to me daily and make me write for hours, Tales of terror, adventure, romance.. Hell! Even give me flowers! I know there's still a spark there but it may be buried under crap, I need to file away some stuff to stop you getting in a flap! Give me a kickass heroine or a brave, kind, thoughtful hero.. Instead I sit here pondering and you just come up with zero! I'm gonna feed you some good food and keep you nice and warm, And then I might feel a plot that will slowly start to form.. I know that you can do it, You just gotta start to think.. Maybe I will ply you with alcohol, you might just need a drink! So come on brain, help me out here I'm running low on stuff, Get your motor running and throw some ideas in but not too tough! I promise I will use your more, I've neglected you a bit.. But really I think we make a good team and that I will admit.